On my lunch hours, I typically run errands or go to my private members only Sam’s Club and walk around and eat free samples. Granted this isn’t a cool use of my time or anything, but I find endless enjoyment in this afternoon oasis where I am re-released into the free world to do as I please.
On one of these recent outings, I was walking around Kroger, strolling casually up the soup aisle, when I came across the most intriguing soup flavor ever. COCK FLAVORED SOUP! And better yet, it is the spicy variety. Before you call me a idiot, yes I know there are people out there who use the word cock as a term for rooster. All I can say is that I am definitely not one of those people and I use the word cock as an anatomical term best served cold when I am driving in traffic. That is just how it is. So wipe that smug and judgmental sneer off your face.
Any hoo, i learned that it is my natural instinct to stop in the middle of the aisle and marvel at the spicy cock flavored soup, basically slack-jawed. Luckily I have a camera phone, so my second instinct is to quickly take several photos, that mind you were taken with great care in order to reduce reflection on the package and give the best possible likeness of the soup. Those pictures were immediately disseminated to my friends via text message.
Which made me jealous that people were just going about their day when all the sudden they received such a funny text message. I want to be in on the funny that is going on in the world. Plugged in.
Anyway, long story short, Cock Soup, gotta love it.
February 21st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
The worst part is this post will probably be our most popular one ever. Until people realize there’s no porn involved. Then we’ll get a flood of angry letters accusing us of being cock teases.