These girls are pretty. Right? But are they pretty enough to inspire an entire plane full of people to despise them? That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.
The two University of South Florida students were traveling from Tampa to L.A. and because they were so pretty the airline had police escort them from the plane as soon as it landed. Oh and they say the airline banned them from its flights for life. Of course, the airline claims that the girls caused a disruption on the flight by shouting obscenities at another passenger. But of course they would say that.
We here at Chrisco Spins fully support these two innocent co-eds in their fight against this injustice. We’d like to launch an initiative aimed at securing basic human rights for the pretty. Why shouldn’t a pretty girl be able to fly without being harrassed by ugly people? And why shouldn’t a pretty girl be able to curse at other people every once in awhile. After all, she’s pretty. Duh.
I’ll grant you that a Muslim man doing the same thing would get shot by the air marshall, but we feel like that’s comparing apples to oranges. And why obscure the facts with the facts. That’s just silly.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
i enjoy the flexibility in the definition of pretty. Those strippers look like they have a really good personality.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Just guessing, but I think their response would be that you hate them for their beauty.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
yeah. that’s ok. but i do respect the one with th enelly olsen ringlets. bring it back sister, bring it back.