Chrisco Spins

It was late last night when the world got in, and I let it. Then though, apparently I made it a drink and got it a pillow like it was Obama, and let it take a nap in my bed. I was formally introduced to the Battle of the Bods on Fox Reality Channel.

Battle of the Bods is a show where five women, who I assume are facing bankruptcy, go on a d-list reality show where their individual body parts are ranked and judged against the corresponding parts of the other women by three cheesy dudes off stage in a soundproof box. You see it’s important that they are in a soundproof box because they don’t want the women’s personalities to distract from the fair and laser-focused judging of the “ladies”  parts: ass, rack, full rank and face.

The show was absurd, or at least that is, until I started to play along (more…)

In the movie “Tombstone”, Val Kilmer playing Doc Holliday says to his lover who has just given him a cigarette despite his tuberculosis something to the effect of, “I love you. Then again, you may be the Anti-Christ.” This sums up my feelings for political analyst Amy Holmes perfectly. (more…)