As if slavery, segregation, and Jim Crow weren’t enough to stain our country, today I read about Black Dog Syndrome. Here the Democratic party is trying its guilt-ridden best to nominate a black man for President, while the rest of you are passing by the black dogs at the pound.
These poor animals are relegated to having pink and blue ribbons tied around their necks to appeal to the canine racists among you. You might as well put them in cat-face and make them sing the Meow Mix jingle.
Don’t plead your innocence! I see how you look at me and my black Daschund when we’re walking in the park. Don’t pretend like the reason you’re looking is that a grown-ass man is walking the world’s tiniest dog. I know what’s really going on in your head.
You all disgust me!
March 6th, 2008 at 2:27 am
CAT-FACE!
March 6th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I think you’re just paranoid. You know what they say about men with little dogs….