A few weeks back, Julian broke it down for me. I’m in my early 30s. That means that most of the women my age are married. In a couple years, most of them will be getting divorced. He calls that my next window for happy coupledom. So don’t take this the wrong way, but I can’t wait for your relationship to flop.
Don’t hate me. This isn’t an awful thing to say. Most of the dope women got snapped up within a few years of high-school or college. It’s like any other commodity. When the new supply comes online, it goes fast. Hell, I still can’t catch a Nintendo Wii at the store. This is the same principle. A few years from now, I’ll be able to grab that Wii for $7.99 at the swap meet. Who knows, maybe I’ll pick up wifey on the same trip.
